UVA

The most prestigious University in Virginia. Recruits top students from not only across the nation, but also around the world. The girls are ridiculously sexy and have unlimited access to their daddy's credit cards. The boys are all southern gentlemen who went to prep schools and will inherit absurd amounts of money on top of their 7-8 digit incomes...right out of college. Jeans should not be worn unless they are over $200, handbags must be at least $500; don't try the fakes because everyone at this university is cultured enough to know the difference. Girls deck themselves in diamonds and pearls; guys in Gucci loafers and Vineyard Vines ties. Frats and srats are amazing and definitely a sign of status. UVA students love drinking, hooking up, strutting down the Corner, laying out on the Quad, and staying incredibly good looking and fit. The most amazing school EVER!

(walking through grounds): I'm a second year at the University of Virginia.
sketchy townie who all UVA students make fun of: *can't speak, just in awe*

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