Friendly warning

a threat.

person 1 : "Hey, next time you come, things might not go well. Take that as a friendly warning."
person 2 : "yeah sure that's very friendly"

First Name

something that is constantly spammed as a new word in Urban Dictionary

"why are there so many damn first names as new word suggestions"

"why not"

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French

a language that is actually extremely impractical and ugly, but sounds magnificent to those who don't speak it.

"that sexy guy even speaks French"

"ok"

ego boost

something you deserve to have

damn i need an ego boost, i should go talk to my friends

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misanthropy

every kind of people related (word)ism combined into one. people are completely fine with it, because everyone gets the same hatred.

"that's racism"

"oh that's bad"

"but that's also misanthropy since he hates everyone else too"

"oh it's ok"

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filler

something that only exists to fill space.

"we can use water as a filler in chemistry"

Normal

something society pretends to be, but no single individual pretends to be.

"you don't look like a NORMAL person"
"does anyone look normal?"
"..."