A non-erect penis while wearing a condom.
Chick 1: Hey lets have sex
Dude 1: Girl, you so ugly you gave me a flop around fish
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Dude 1: Ross, are you eating the grease from the deep fryer and rubbing it on your belly?
Grease Monster: SO WHAT IF I AM!?!
Dude 1: You f*cking grease monster!