Alkadi

How can I even find words to describe her, she’s one of the best girls I know in my whole life. I don’t think I have been close to someone as much as my Alkadi. No one can ever replace her and I really hope we’ll stay friends our whole lives. She really is a flower that never dies and her petals will always stay fresh and beautiful. Love you my Alkadi <3

Alkadi: the most beautiful girl in the world

not so fast

1. Stop what you are doing.

2. telling someone to slow down when they make a move or speak.

3. tell someone not to be too eager to do or believe something

Not so fast. We've got to prove it first, haven't we?

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light into

to attack someone physically or with cruel words because you are angry at them

My mother's going to light into me when she finds out what I did.

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Koui

A type of "Monster" living in North America. It is rarely seen and when seen, it usually "scares the shit out of you". It eats "Quas" or Cucumbers. It is an endangered animal.

Oh my god Sonny! Theres a Koui in our backyard!! *Shits pants* RUNN!!!

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Soughah

The most beautiful girl in the world <3

Soughah is so pretty

Sheet Burn

Burn marks similar to carpet burns. Only difference is sheet burns come from bed sheets. Rough sex, hardcore sex, and "Wrestling" in bed are usually the cause of sheet burns.

Damn you and your wife were hella loud yesterday! Is that a sheet burn on your arm?!

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