Grenade

Something Bruno Mars will catch.

I'd catch a Grenade for you... yeah, yeah.

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Hallway Threesome

When a girl is holding hands with her bestfriend and her boyfriend at the same time, while walking down the hallway.

H: "Dude, I was walking behind Jack and Jill holding hands in the hallway, and then Jill randomly grabbed Becky's hand."

J: "Wow, what a hallway threesome."

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Orgasm Fairy

A person (generally female) who sexts, webcams, cybers, or otherwise finds some way to get another person (generally male) off for fun. They don't actually sexual gratification from it themselves, they just enjoy getting told they look hot and are usually not turned on by it.

I like to go on omegle and shake my ass for guys until they cum, but it doesn't actually turn me on. I just like feeling hot enough to get someone off. I guess I'm an orgasm fairy.

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