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sex

you horny bitch, why... just why did you look up sex? why? i bet you're turned on right now. just... get off urban dictionary right now. please don't ejaculate to this. there's probably cum already on your screen... look, just leave.

Guy 1: hey look, that horny fuck just looked up sex on urban dictionary. just why
Guy 2: n-n0 i DiDnT

by Soupdog17 March 31, 2020

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Perfect

Who ever is reading this <3.

Friend: hey
You: what

Friend: your perfect
You: that’s gay

by Soupdog17 November 2, 2019