thumper

a slang term for the main male sex organ; a penis

She was grindin' me so hard at the club that I whipped out ma thumper right there and gave it to her real good.

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thump

Main Entry: 1thump
Pronunciation: 'th&mp
Function: verb

transitive senses

1 : to strike or beat with one's penis so as to cause a dull 'slapping' sound; said act is usually performed on an individual's forehead, cheeks, lips, or chin after oral gratification

- thump·er noun

1) After receiving the best head EVER from my lady-friend, I thanked her by repeatedly thumping her on her chin and lips.

2) My wife doesn't like alarm clocks so every morning, I awaken her with a gentle thump to the forehead, which wakes her up with a smile on her face and results in me falling back to sleep with a smile on mine.

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