lshtism

An acronym for Laughing So Hard That I Soiled Myself. Is becoming wildly popular and will soon replace lol.

Funny Man: A lobster walks into a bar carrying a popsicle. The bartender eats the popsicle. The lobster goes "That's no popsicle, that's my wallet."
Guy who now needs a new pair of pants: lshtism

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Jew-ash

A really cool way to say Jewish. It will soon replace the traditional Jewish in all media, print materials, adn in other zoom ways.

Non-Jewish person: You're Jew-ash.
Jewish person: That's a cool way to say Jewish man.

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black blizzard

Large swarms of locusts that sometimes plague midwestern farms by eating all of the crops. They are referred to as black blizzards because there are so many of them that the sun gets blotted out.

Farmer Joe: "Marge there's a storm comin'"

Marge: "That's no regular storm Joe, that's a Black Blizzard full of locusts."

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disco

A type of music that is from hell. Not the cool part of hell where all the ax muderers live, but the lame-ass part where all the really bad accountants go.

DiscoDave: I just heard some cool disco music.
Me: Wow, DiscoDave, that's impressive. I've never seen anyone return from hell before.

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