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Similar to the Gaydar and Fagometer, the Queeroscope is a device with a dial that displays on a gradient scale of red to purple in order to tell both how queer someone is or if they are queer at all, red being zero purple being the max.
Person 1: "Hang on my gaydar is malfunctioning and the fagometer is busted. let me check the queeroscope."
Person 2: "whatever dude it'll be in the red."
Person 1:"... shit's purple dog."
Person 2: "... don't tell my parents"
Alternate version of "break the porcelain" as an action. When one poops with the fury of the gods, to metaphoricly blast the toilet apart.
Chad: Where's John?
Stacey: He's in the shitter blasting porcelain after he had all those jalapeño poppers.