Stands for Crying, Shitting and Wanking at the same time
A Crushendo is something best performed at an ex's wedding as a token of the passing of the beacon.
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Stands for Crying, Shitting, Wanking at the same time while throwing up
A Crushendo Pro is best reserved for occasions such as: HoneyMoon, New Job Acceptance speech and as a generally bonding, "getting to know you better" kind of experiences.