Soviet Union

A core member of the United Socialist Gamer Republic, a coalition of forces opposed to the furry menace. It has a very healthy relationship with the Gamers, and a casual one with the Weebs. Has managed to contain the furries in Eastern and Central Europe. Strengths: snow, more snow, VoDkA, extremely resilient to furry mind tricks, crap tonne of weapons and troops, armoured vehicles are second-to-none. Weaknesses: fascist scum, “those damn furry commies!”, Afghanistan, some bois hiding in the mountains, anime.

The Gamers couldn’t have won without the help of the Soviet Union, and the Soviets couldn’t have won without them.

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