A deadly contagious syndrome that can cause particles, situated in ones testicles, to expand over the span of around 16 weeks, and eventually explode the shit out of their ballsack.
âguys⦠GUYS⦠DAVE HAS BIG SYNDRO-â*death*
Nobody:
Doctor: âSir, Iâm afraid you have been diagnosed with⦠big syndrome. I can approximate about 12 more weeks left for you to live. I suggest you move to a far, deserted island before itâs too late.â
âYo guys, Iâm gayâ