Religion

A bunch of man made rules telling people how to get to heaven.

Jesus has nothing to do with religion.

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Hooters

jumblies, sweater monkeys

girl, you know it's true

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spoon

the thing i use to dig food.

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bush

A shrub
Two dipshit U.S. presidents

George H.W. Bush - a real fuck up
"Dubya" - the worst fuck up of all.
Bush family - should all burn in hell.

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ruined

when something reely peeny (see definition) happens to a person they are in a ruined state.

you toggled out on an ugly chick. soo ruined

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quokka

Small rodent-like animal found on Rottnest Island, just of the coast of West Australia. They tend to trash hotel rooms if you leave the door open.

That quokka just tipped over the bin! Catch it!!!

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Moody Baseball

The best baseball program in Corpus Christi, TX!

Moody baseball 2004 state champs!

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