Parallel Friends

Parallel Friends, are two men which are the BESTEST of friends but can't be gay for each other because they're both straight and agree to be just friends

Person 1: *hugs*
Person 2: *hugs back*

Person 3 (in the distance): Man those two are good Parallel Friends.
Person 4 (talking to Person 3): I know right?

6 Star Service

When you dont get "offers" for plans or deals that you dont care about

"Can I have a room."
"Sure, we'll get you a room right away, but would you consider donating to the mountain dew zero fund?"
"No, the advertisement is a lie, this isn't a 6 Star Service."