rfvedcwsxqazplmijnuhbygt

How are you THIS BORED.

Person 1: How bored are you?
Person 2: I typed "rfvedcwsxqazplmijnuhbygt" into Urban Dictionary.

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

The keyboard's alphabet

Guy 1: What's the letter on the keyboard in order?
Guy 2: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

1👍 1👎

Down

Upn't

The sun went down

Qazav

A weird or unworldly idea; mostly negative.

"Man, putting ice cream on pizza is qazav!"

Lock

A device to make a door into a wall

The lock prevented me from opening the door

Thesaurus

A website/book that makes you sound smart

You: Yo that guy's moderately smart.
Someone else: Where'd you learn that word!
You: A thesaurus.

Our Table

Something That's Broken

Brother: OH NO! OUR TABLE! IT'S BROKEN!
Sister: Well, the table broke!