Justin Bieber

Something Usher threw up when he had a hangover. It started making weird noises that resembled the English language, so he decided to train it, and put it on display at a local museum. Everyone loved the noises it made, so it started going on tour and getting pussy from 10-13 year old girls. After one fateful concert, a 46 year old man sporting a shirt that stated"I'm not gay, i'm fabulous!" asked what it's name was.
Usher thought.

And thought.

And thought some more until he started to get a major orgasm, and spurted out "Justing Bieber!"

This is the truth.

Person 1: HAV YOU HEARD OF JUSTIN BIEBER YET?!?!?

Person 2: Regrettably, yes.

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