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When a lesbian couple gets oot the electric strapon, it's a bit rusty and the receiver gets a jolt all the way up to her frontal lobe.
Suzi's never been the same since her French lobotomy, now she won't go anywhere without that dinged-up old vibrator.
Man-Shmeg Bermudas Orange Tang Old Salt
Todd's dad Burnee just got back from a weekend sea tour of the Bermudas. He left a crusty ring of orange crumbs on Todd's toilet seat to say howdy. That's the old salt all right.
The FeeFee is a topnotch prostitute with a little white dog who can perform acts of bestiality on your children when you get behind on your loan payments. The damn whore so lazy she must get a dog to do her work for her is among the highest-paid hustlers in the business and escapes the law by wearing all the obvious disguises like dark glasses and wigs, hence one of her fake names is Wiggia von Bloopenstein.
Looks like yr Jawn will never achieve his full height so you can forget about the basketball jawn, I see you ended up with that FeeFee Wiggia for a babysitter and she brought her sick little dog along...
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