Egyptian Rat Slap

When a man with an uncircumcised penis cums, then with his floppy slaps the girl/guy he's with across the face.

Mary: So what you and Daquan get into last night?
Lauren: Oh, he gave me an Egyptian Rat Slap.
Mary: Damn, I need me a man like Daquan.

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Sanic

A poorly drawn picture of Sonic the Hedgehog who should be worshiped. His saying is "Gotta go fast"

Sanic eats a chilidog and screams "gotta go fast" as he runs away.

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Dickle

The pre cum that dangles on the tip of the penis (may get solid if left there)

Dude, she teased me so hard, I saw some dickle