Monkey Island

Silly point-and-click fun at its finest.

"Look behind you! A three headed monkey! ... island."

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BitTorrent

A program that creates a network between users to make your downloads go really fast and all but eliminates leeching. It's pretty cool, dudes.

"Hey, BitTorrent is cool and stuff. It makes me want to sing songs of joy and happiness."

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Boku no pico

A lovely family friendly show about young romance.

My friend: What's the best romance anime for a family to watch?
Me: Boku no pico

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Barry B. Benson

Very sexy bee, look him up

John: Yo have you seen The Bee Movie
Jimmy: Hell yh, Barry B. Benson got me actin up
John: ikr

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schnorks

NOT an underwater creature!!!

"schnorks is NOT an underwater creature!!!"

13👍 5👎

Spacecow

n.
A species of bovine well suited to the hostile environs of the vacuum of space. (see: Hey Diddle Diddle, Futurama)

While flying their spaceship, Fry heard a thud. "Oh no!" Fry exclaimed. "I think we hit a space cow!"

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mop

n
For reasons still unknown, the funniest fucking word ever.

"Hey! Check out that mop! Ahahahaha!!"

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