Logadile

A piece of wood seen floating or on the surface of a body of water, resembling a crocodile. Often used in a humorous context.

This river is full of logadiles.
See that logadile over there.
Watch out for logadiles on your stand up paddleboard.

Foast

To put a boastful photo or post on Facebook.

This breakfast is foast worthy.
This person is a habitual foaster.
Sarah you need to foast these cupcakes.

Boastagram

To post a picture on instagram to incite jealousy amongst friends and followers

This photo of me swimming with manta rays is a total boastagram.
Antti boastagram it (fish he's just caught)!
Michael if you were on instagram you could do plenty of boastagrams about your boat.

Shand

Wet sand that adheres to a surface and doesn't wipe off. Typically spreads or balls up. Derived from how shit sticks to a blanket; shit sand.

Better not pitch the tent on the sand, the bottom will end up shandy.
Oh no, I sat in shand, I'll never get this off my skirt.
This shand sticks worse than shit on a blanket.

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