New York

1.) The largest city in the United States. Popular for tourism and boasts good food, low crime rates, and close proximity to other cities such as Philadelphia, Boston, and Washington, D.C.

2.) A state anyone who doesn't live there forgets that it exists. Residents of Upstate New York will have to clarify that they don't live in the city when they say "New York".

1.)

Person wearing "I Heart NY" shirt: I just went to New York, it's such a great city!

2.)

Person: Where are you from?
Upstate NY resident: New York.
Person: The city, right?
Upstate NY resident: No, I live upstate.
Person: Oh.

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donger

The male reproductive organ.

"Can I see your donger?" Jeff asked with interest.

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