kinktionary

When you have to explain bdsm and non vanilla relashionships to a potential partner

If talking to you is going to be a game of kinktionary unadd me

Bo-Selector

Similar to "Yo, DJ". Bo in this case is a salutation and/or interjection and "selector" is a name for someone who "selects" which records to play - like a DJ.

Can also be used as a celebration.

or as an expression of grief.

"Bo-Selector! Spin some phat tunes man."

"Bo-Selector! I've just won the 1st prize at the WI raffle!"

"awww, bo-selector, that was my last 50 pence"

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wicked

-cool, sweet, awesome, sick
-really, totally, completely, very
-New England, baby!

A: Dude what'd you do to your hair?!
B: I dyed it, idiot, what do you think I did to it? Yea I stuck it in the toilet!
A: Wicked!

A: Was the math test hard?
B: *groan* It was WICKED hard there was like 100 questions! I am SO SCREWED!

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Punk Rock Princess

Bitch ass spoiled brat poser who depends on her older bro or daddy to take care of her and her friends to gush about her SWEET outfit, which includes
1)concert T
2)spiked/studded bracelets and/or choker stacked up to the middle of her forearm
3)ratty jeans
She'll walk around singing along with her CD player pumped up loud so everyone will know that she's THE punk rock princess

...Any real punk rocka girl does not have to wear
1)the concert-T
2)the stack of spiked/studded bracelets
3)the ratty jeans
...They don't walk around belting out tunes hoping you'll hear and if you call them a princess, they'll diss you hard and walk away.

A: Amy calls herself a punk rock princess.
B: *exasperated noise* Whatever

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Dense

1. adj. slow, thick, dumb
2. n. a) a really slow person (who should most likely be hit on the head with a frying pan)
b) my friend Dennis who likes to type with his head flat on the table shouting I AM GOD!!!

Dense really should find a g/f before I throw him from the roof and set my (carniverous) rabbit on him.

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vegan crack

Nutritional yeast 😍

I'm all out of vegan crack I need to order more from Amazon. Whole Foods just doesn't have a big enough package!

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