netflix and chill

Mental Retardation

Person 1: Yo, dude. I'm gonna totally Netflix and chill Jane tonight.
Person 2: You mean you're gonna watch a movie with Jane?
Person 1: Nah, it means we're gonna fuck, but we're gonna watch 50 First Dates with Adam Sandler for the 27th time before we do it, even though we both know that we're just there to screw.

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