Ella

The coolest person you'll ever meet. Jack Sparrow definitely simps for her. She's super smooth with moms and everyone's mom always falls for her. She's probably done about 69 moms in her lifetime so far. Make sure you always treat her right or she'll steal your mom. Don't forget about her passion for jack sparrow and chobani yogurt.

Jack Sparrow: Hey Ella, how do you always get everyone's mom to date you?
Ella: I don't know. Im just lovable.
Jack Sparrow: Wow Ella you're so awesome and im sure you'll grow up to be a pirate.
Ella: Yeah I hope so. Anyways, is your mom free tonight?