FFS

Fat Furry Snake

An insult used to describe the biggest snakes out there

Guy 1: My ex is such a FFS
Guy 2: I heard she’s dating your cousin

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Touched

To say you got touched is to say you got ripped off.

Peter: How much did you pay for your tickets?

Tom: $150 each for 3

Peter: You got touched! I paid $300 for 4!!