Fuggoff

A phrase used for the purpose of telling someone to fuck off, although the user of the phrase is so intoxicated that he/she cannot clearly speak and separate the words correctly.

A savage called Mike had a few drinks too many. His friends attempted to help him walk home but the only thing he could manage to tell them was "Fuggoff."

Meatloaf

A cat that does not have its legs or tail showing

Noun: Look at this meatloaf on the couch.
Verb: The cat meatloafed on the couch.