King James’ Salvation

Primarily used in an English speaking context, Especially for non-Catholic Christians.

A King James’ Salvation is when you run out of toilet paper and out of sheer desperation, You wipe with torn out pages of a nearby Pocket Bible. This act is typically performed at home or at a friends house

“Hey man, I heard you and Tom had a falling out, what happened?”

“Piece of shit pulled a King James’ Salvation with my moms Bible, Fucking disgusting”

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