Deptford

A small town in South Jersey. East of West Deptford, the superior township. They claim to be the better town, and refuse to change their town name to East Deptford, which would allow outsiders to finally figure out the difference between the two, despite protests, petitions, and death threats.

"Yo, my cousin says you live in Deptford"
"West Deptford."
"Eh, same thing."
"This is why they need to change their name's to East Deptford."

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