Chope the chicken

Variation on choke the chicken. To engage in masturbation, while looking up women's skirts or looking at upskirt pics.

Named for Christopher Chope, British Member of Parliament, who opposed a law that sought to ban making upskirt photos and videos.

“What’s that old guy doing down there on the floor near the hockey team?”
“Oh he's just about to chope the chicken again.”

Spawny get

Someone who has been so incredibly lucky, jammy, or spawny that you envy their success.

“You won the Lottery? You spawny get!”

He just potted every ball on the table in a single break. What a spawny get.

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