Wilst deficating, if your stall-mate is being quite vicious, (loud), you would pull a piece of the fecal matter out of the toilet and chuck it over the wall wilst flickering on and off the lights shouting "AIR RAID!" and running for shelter down the "Women's Hygene" aisle, where they'll never look for you.
I gave that sucker a Nagasaki A-Bomb! He wouldn't put a cork in it!
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