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A cross between a beast and a legend. Beasgend is prepared to go to extreme lengths in the pursuit of banter to the extent that it is no longer sufficient to simply describe him / her as either beast or legend. Beasgend may be either male or female and will often have a personalize polo shirt with 'beasgend' proudly emblazoned on the back.
Oh my goodness..... Whats Beasgend doing now? Oh no! She's defecated into her hand and is eating her own shit! What an absolute beasgend.
A grand cutter of the cheese. A danger to himself and others, he is regularly blamed for destroying toilets as a result of high velocity liquid shit exploding from his anus, simply leaving a shattered pile of porcelain where the toilet once stood.
Brad you absolute cunt, you have tathamed my shitter again, its going to need replacing.
A hipster bar where the dress code is exclusively skinny jeans and check shirts. The shirt must look like it is fashioned from a old dog's blanket.
Guy 1: Dude, fancy a pint in the star of bethnal green after you've dropped the kids off?
Guy 2: Forget that shit hole. Its a dog blanket bar these days! Lets go to the crown instead.