Tathamed

A grand cutter of the cheese. A danger to himself and others, he is regularly blamed for destroying toilets as a result of high velocity liquid shit exploding from his anus, simply leaving a shattered pile of porcelain where the toilet once stood.

Brad you absolute cunt, you have tathamed my shitter again, its going to need replacing.

Tatham

Considered widely to be the most dangerous man alive, Mr. Tatham is capable of leveling entire towns with the touch of a button. Rumoured to have A-10s, Helix helicopters and Spectre Gun-ships all under his command, he is feared by even the higher powers of the West. He also possesses a frightening grasp of the atom, and his secret new Particle Cannon project has 'leaked' to local media. A dark-horse supremo, his age does nothing to hinder his considerable studdiness.

"Nationalist... patriot nationalist... Master of the atom... SCOURGE OF THE DESPERATE, OLD TYRANT, HEAR MY NAME!"
-Mr. Tatham

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Evan Tatham

I love DADDY Evan so much! I want him in my life forever

Evan Tatham is very beautiful