boom town

A small shitty town also known as Blenheim, Blenhole, the Hole and BOOMTOWN in New Zealand. Is inhabited by A slimy creature named "Gunge" along with many an inbreed family and has some of the highest Teen alcoholism pregnancy and drug abuse statistics in New Zealand. Also home to Marlborough Boys College Renoun for its 7th Form Grundy run and 36% pass rate. Also famous for its Wine its green lipped Mussels and its LPG sniffing stoners who blew themselves up when they when one attempted to light a cigarette!

Steve-So are you staying in christchurch for the summer?
Pete-Nah its too expensive I'll just mish it to boom town and work in the grapes for the summer.

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