romantic like dandruff

Not romantic at all

GUY ON DATE: I don't kiss. It's not healthy. It spreads bacteria.
LADY ON DATE: You're romantic like dandruff.

LADY: My husband bought me an exercise machine and an electronic calorie counter for Valentine's
FRIEND: Romantic like dandruff

Thin White Emperor

The greatest rockstar ever to pick up a guitar. A gentleman by the name of David Bowie

Duke, my eyelash. David Bowie is the Thin White Emperor

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