Jascha

A god among kings, he's honestly the most dependable, awesome man on the planet. His perfection is hard to gaze upon, almost like Kars from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, or Cell from Dragon Ball Z. He's got an amazing future set in stone ahead of him, and is honestly the light of any person's life that he touches. He doesn't want it to happen, but he will probably steal your wife, and any attempt to stop it is futile. He loves Kingdom Hearts, Stardew Valley, Loomian Legacy, and Pokemon. His favourite Pokemon are Torchic and Jirachi, and his favourite Keyblade is Oathkeeper.

P1: Holy shit, who's that guy? He's blinding me!
P2: That's just Jascha

Maitha

An honest gift to Earth from God. She's been through a lot, but that doesn't stop her from being the best version of herself all the time. She's made bigger comebacks in life than Son Gohan from Dragon Ball Z, and continues to prosper and strive for the best in wake of her past. No matter how bad your current situation is, if she enters your life, you'll always feel happy knowing she exists. She adores all things pink, Jujutsu Kaisen, Hunter X Hunter, One Piece, and Naruto. Her favourite characters from these anime are Satoru Gojo, Killua Zoldyck, Portgas D. Ace, and Itachi Uchiha. Her most treasured things are her amazing husband, her best friend, and her 4 wonderful cats.

P1: I don't know who's looking out for us higher in the chain of command, but they're doing an amazing job at keeping us secure!
P2: That must be Maitha. Workplace rumours say she worked her way up to the top from a measly managerial position.