Gurl, u crazy

A phrase you say when someone else (specifically a girl) had been acting all weird, silly, crazy and far out.
It's always effective if you want to annoy someone if you say it at a total random time. You can say it on any occasion to any girl.

Have fun.

Person 1: Dang girl, where u been?
Person 2: Oh, you know... Here and there... havin'dem babies and such..
Person 1: You've got to be kiddin me! Gurl, u crazy.
Person 2: Fuck you!
Person 1: Derp. *trollface*

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K-poptard

A person / fucking annoying retard who loves k-pop (korean popular music) to death. They know songs by heart by listening to it once or twice and they can often name more than 100 k-pop artists, with their songs.
K-poptard is a mix of the words k-pop, retard, turd and poptart.
K-poptards often group together when left in an unknown environment, or a confined space, where they feel insecure. They then discuss their favourite subject, and by this annoy the shit out of everybody else.

Person 1: Did you hear the new song of Hyuna?
Person 2: Yeah omg, do you mean bubble pop or change?
Person 1: Change is out. Bubble pop of course! Ass dance moves ftw!
Person 2: Bubble bubble bubble pop!
*they sing the song together and do the dance*
Person 3: oh my god shut the fuck up k-poptards!

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I was havin' dem babies

An excuse for a long inexplicable absence.

e.g. someone was gone to the toilet for a very long time:
Person 1: Wow, where were you all this time?
Person 2: Oh, you know. I was havin' dem babies.

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