Drew

A sorta ugly some days but seriously fucking sexy/hot/cute skinny white boy who listens to 2000s emo rock, well known metal bands but also unknown metal bands or gay ass EDM and mf crazy frog. Uses the word “bool” or “boolin” to describe “hanging out” Just gives off the impression of shit, farts, tits and ass. Has a very funny, sense of humor and is a very kind yet sarcastic asshole. A weird mf who sleeps in the bathroom on the floor because it’s warm. The type of person who takes an hour and a half shower with Advent Sorrow’s “pestilence shall come” in the background as he’s jerking off. The type of dude who will call anyone with no ass or tits ugly or an average female fat, “jokingly”. will fart the most grossest farts ever. Drew is the type of white boy who can’t even play a whole fucking song on a guitar even tho he owns 4 guitars. is truly forever a 9 year old boy. Sits in a gaming chair drunk off 2 bottles of wine on a Thurs. with no job in a place he can’t even afford wearing Batman underwear f-ing shredding it to rocksmith. Is the type of person who farts constantly and smells majority of the time like rotten eggs or pure shit. Drew is the type of person who will go to the goth club or any club in general after paying a cover fee to get in, but after 10 minutes says he’s anxious and the vibes are bad/or “lame” and wants to leave. A broke ass nigga who always has some sort of bad luck regarding his finances or a job or always has some shit heading to collections.

*sees a honey with a big ass walking in a Walmart parking lot*

Drew: Damn shawty got that GYAT, that GYATDAYUM. I’d marry that woman. Holy shit.

Kai: *doesn’t know how to respond to this*

Drew: Nigga the vibes in this club are off we should leave. I ain’t feeling it

Kai: but we just got here…

Drew: Nigga let’s bool and get drunk and play “guitar” and scam niggas for money instead. I have to pay my tolls and have absolutely no money.

Kai: nigga get a job