WYW

Whatever You Want: for when you just give up

That's not a good-- you know what? WYW, do what you like, man.

KEO

Keep an Eye On

His mother always KEO'd him, she was afraid that he would play video games or go on urbandictionary

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eatead

verb, eating food until you die, usually used around Thanksgiving or Christmas

You: You guys coming to hang out? Your friend: Can't, John eatead again

Cottyidle

adj., a young child, usually 6-8 years old, who doesn't have work and is naughty, like a young dog or cat. From "catty" and "dog", + "idle"

My little brother's such a cottyidle, he's always making trouble

Lecuiz

noun, lecture + quiz; the typical classroom double-whammy

You: How was lecuiz today? Your friend: Pretty le-boring, non?

CABTD

Cats Are Better Than Dogs, an acronym to win any argument (for cat-lovers)

You might be handsomer and cooler, but I have a pet cat, and CABTD

LB

noun, Little Brother: a younger brother, either by blood or by friendship

Hey LB, pass the cupcakes man