CABTD

Cats Are Better Than Dogs, an acronym to win any argument (for cat-lovers)

You might be handsomer and cooler, but I have a pet cat, and CABTD

WYW

Whatever You Want: for when you just give up

That's not a good-- you know what? WYW, do what you like, man.

KEO

Keep an Eye On

His mother always KEO'd him, she was afraid that he would play video games or go on urbandictionary

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LB

noun, Little Brother: a younger brother, either by blood or by friendship

Hey LB, pass the cupcakes man

Cottyidle

adj., a young child, usually 6-8 years old, who doesn't have work and is naughty, like a young dog or cat. From "catty" and "dog", + "idle"

My little brother's such a cottyidle, he's always making trouble

Lecuiz

noun, lecture + quiz; the typical classroom double-whammy

You: How was lecuiz today? Your friend: Pretty le-boring, non?

Footwriting

noun, Foot + writing: when one uses one's foot to write

I don't know why the teacher made me rewrite this. My handwriting might be bad, but it's not like it's footwriting or anything.