detroit

Thee home of Rock and Roll! The greatest city, ever. Everyone who tries to bring it down can burn in hell. We're supposed to be bigger than Gaycago. The home of the best cars in the world, Detroit Muscle cars. Home of the greatest hockey team, the Detroit Red Wings! Home of the greatest company: GM! Home of the greatest morning show, Drew and Mike. Home of Carhartt, the best pop ever, Faygo, and the greatest potato chips, ever, Better Made.

There aint no party like a Detroit party cos a Detroit don't stop! BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!

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sention

Someone that avoids contact over the internet, and instead keeps doing backflips.

Man, did you see the look on sention's face?

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Klendau

Something that tends to suck penis' a lot. It's like a leech, but it wants sperm instead of blood.

Wh0a!! Klendau is back on my dick!!

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shak

A nasty infection, spread by the pecking of chickens.

Man, I've got myself a nasty shak on my penis.

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