Spastardicated

Someone who is, or does something, very dumb, stupid, or inept.

Hey, did you see that guy in the pub with funny walk? Dude looked totally spastardicated!

Shitbird

A score of 26 in darts acquired by shooting a 1,20 and a 5 in no particular order.

Dave Chisnall shoots a lot of 180s, but never I've never seen him shoot a shitbird!