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lonely fingers

When a tobacco smoker is having a craving and the forefinger and middle finger ache to have a cigarette in between them. When a person has lonely fingers they will often hold a pen or a straw in place of a cigarette.

"Why are you holding your pen that way?"

"Because I have lonely fingers, is it almost break time?"

by SpayseCase December 27, 2014

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Puppy

A Puppy is a cute younger person who follows you around, whines, and begs. They probably want to lick you, stick thier face in your crotch, and play with you. Puppies can be trained to learn tricks and are usually eager to please. Puppies love head pats and being told they are good boys/girls. Fun to play with, nice to cuddle. Even better when they dog pile. Puppies love Cougars and Silver Foxes but also like playing with other Puppies!

Aw, I think I got a new puppy today. He is adorable! Can't wait to play with him.

by SpayseCase December 8, 2021