parent condom

noun - A shame barricade created by parents to protect their hormonal teenage sons from doing the "Bad Touch" to other parents' daughters.

Also, an effective contraceptive.

Parent Condom: "Oh, look here he is at 6 running around the yard naked.... Look at the little pipi!!!"

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poopoocacapipi

noun - The result of a long night of cheap tequila and hot chili.

adj - Relating to a long night of cheap tequila and hot chili.

Oh man! I can tell what you did last night based on your gianormous poopoocacapipi!

or:

You smell like poopoocacapipi!

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Necrophilafag

A more exclusive form of necrophilia in which the dead victim is also of the same sex as the molester.

A homosexual loner that has turned to having intercourse with corpses.

Cooper is a Necrophilafag!

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Crowfer

Men who prefer to have sexual intercourse with crows and other related birds. Typically a secondary symptom of necrophilafagitis.

Cooper, the necrophilafag, is also a crowfer.