My Woodz!

Deputy Ryans Sez dis when he finds dem bois campin on his private property!

Ryans: Bois Deeez r My Woodz! Day belong 2 me! dere mine! Quit campin out on my private property! Git on yer
god damn knees!Shut da fuck up bois!Suck on dis fuckin caulk!
Bois:(Gulp)

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Shup boi! Cuz yer next!

Jerred Berchowski laughs at Toddlah when he's suckin on Deputy Ryans Caulk
so Ryans says dis then forces both bois heads down to his crotch area.Later he puts his bois in a headlock and forces dem to listen to his campfire song played on his acoustic guitar!

Jerred:HaHa Todd you gay fag!
Ryans: Shup boi cuz yer next!
Jerred:(gulp)
Ryans:Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaah Boi! Jimmy sucks cock and I don't care.............(singing songs)

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Git on yer Knees bois!

Deputy Ryans orders dem bois to do dis when they claim dat beer isn't derz.Ryans hates bein called a liar bois.

Ryans:Is dis yere alcoholic substance?
Berchowski:That isn't mine sir!I never seen that before in my life sir!
Ryans:You neva seen a beer before? What a retard! Bois! I'm so drunk!

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Deputy Daly

Deputy Ryans partna. He films Deputy Ryans takin hardcore advantage of Toddlah and Jerred when they tresspass in Ryans woodz

Deputy Daly films all da action!

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Ford

A piece of fuckin shit.people who drive them are dumbasses.

Fix
or
repair
daily

Found
on
road
dead

Fucked
over
rebuilt
dodge

Fucked
on
race
day

People who drive fords are dumbasses and will crash and burn and rot in hell! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTCH!

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Shut da fuck up bois!

Deputy Ryans tells dem bois dis when they babble on bout nuthin instead of pleasin Ryans! (suckin caulk etc)

Shut da fuck up and suck dis caulk Bois!

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The Gay Police Force

The Protectors of the woodz and defenders of da law.All bois will be raped when tresspassing on private property.

Chief Fuzzy Roughnutz,Captain Stabbin,
Sheriff Bugsby,Deputy Rick Ryans,Deputy Halfoff Daly,Deputy Chuckie Woody.All Famous Porn celebrities. All Gay cept for the Captain of course!

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