Shut da fuck up bois!

Deputy Ryans tells dem bois dis when they babble on bout nuthin instead of pleasin Ryans! (suckin caulk etc)

Shut da fuck up and suck dis caulk Bois!

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My Woodz!

Deputy Ryans Sez dis when he finds dem bois campin on his private property!

Ryans: Bois Deeez r My Woodz! Day belong 2 me! dere mine! Quit campin out on my private property! Git on yer
god damn knees!Shut da fuck up bois!Suck on dis fuckin caulk!
Bois:(Gulp)

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cock fries

when you take a piss while grabbing
yer dick then grabbin fries and puttin them in your mouth without washing your hands

Joe Schmo works at a burger joint. He took a leak on a dumpster cuz some fat bastard cloged up the toilet.He forgot to wash his hands and he took a big helpin of fries and put em in his mouth!

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Gay Sugar Daddy

Deputy Ryans pop. Also his nickname

Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No it's the Gay Sugar Daddy! Suck on dis caulk bois !

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Toddlah

Deputy Ryans favorite blonde headed boi. when he and his Friend Jerred go campin in the woodz,Deputy Ryans finds dem and forces dem to suck da caulk.

Toddlah:I am an innocent boi! I hope a gay cop doesn't cum and rape me!
Ryans:Never fear! Deputy Ryans is here ......SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSuck on dis caulk bois!

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's Go!

When dem bois refuse to git on dere Knees Ryans says "what r u waitin 4? 'sGO!"

Toddlah:we will NOT get on our kneees!
Ryans:What are you waitin for? 's Go!

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Gay Hitch Hiker

Deputy Ryans partna Deputy Daly.

Ryans:LOOOKIE who it is! It's dem damn bois! Cum on Gay Hitch Hiker lets make dem bois suck on dis caulk!
Daly:OK Sir I'll git da camera!
Ryans:Hey Todddlah! Hey JerRed! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSuck on dis Caulk!

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