Deputy Ryans favorite blonde headed boi. when he and his Friend Jerred go campin in the woodz,Deputy Ryans finds dem and forces dem to suck da caulk.
Toddlah:I am an innocent boi! I hope a gay cop doesn't cum and rape me!
Ryans:Never fear! Deputy Ryans is here ......SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSuck on dis caulk bois!
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Deputy Ryans pop. Also his nickname
Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No it's the Gay Sugar Daddy! Suck on dis caulk bois !
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When dem bois won't cooperate, Ryans threatens to make dem spend da nie in jail wit Bubba Franks!
Ryans: Damn it bois Suck on dis caulk boi!
Toddlah: no!
Ryans: Wanna spend da nite in jail?
Bubba: Wit me Bubba!
Toddlah: Oh My GAWD NO! ( Starts suckin caulk)!
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Suck my Dick!
-Ron Jeremy
Suck my dick!
-Ron Jeremy
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when you take a piss while grabbing
yer dick then grabbin fries and puttin them in your mouth without washing your hands
Joe Schmo works at a burger joint. He took a leak on a dumpster cuz some fat bastard cloged up the toilet.He forgot to wash his hands and he took a big helpin of fries and put em in his mouth!
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When dem bois refuse to git on dere Knees Ryans says "what r u waitin 4? 'sGO!"
Toddlah:we will NOT get on our kneees!
Ryans:What are you waitin for? 's Go!
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Deputy Ryans partna Deputy Daly.
Ryans:LOOOKIE who it is! It's dem damn bois! Cum on Gay Hitch Hiker lets make dem bois suck on dis caulk!
Daly:OK Sir I'll git da camera!
Ryans:Hey Todddlah! Hey JerRed! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSuck on dis Caulk!
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