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Gnat bread is the matter that forms in the corner of your eyes, especially during sleep. If you go outside with said matter still in your eye and there are gnats around, they will swarm to your eyes and feast on the matter. AKA: Gnat Bread
First thing in the morning....
Child: Whats for breakfast?
Dad: Your mama is making grits and eggs.
Child: I want cheese in my grits.
Dad: Okay. You got some gnat bread in your eye.
Child rubs eyes and removes all traces of gnat bread.
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Whenever you say that you don't give a fuck..you must not give a fuck FULLY. You dont give half a fuck, a quarter fuck..You don't give a mother or a brother fuck..YOU DO NOT GIVE ANY AMOUNT OF FUCK. You have to be stingy with your fucks..protect them..Like drops of water in a drought, such are your fucks..and you do not give them..EVER
Person: Help! I am dangling off a cliff..I am about to fall to my death! I need a fuck to save me!!
Me: Sorry..I don't give a fuck..
Person: But I will die! I just need ONE LITTLE FUCK!!
Me: Hold on let me just looook....Nope sorry..I have no fucks to give..
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Short for Anthrax. Meaning dangerous, deadly, or not to be fucked with. To Describe something that goes hard af. Used whenever terms like âfireâ or âlitâ is not sufficient enough to describe how hard something is.
1.Have you heard that bitch rap? Shit is THRAX.
Southern Slang. To make a mess.
Mom: I just cleaned so I don't want y'all to mox and gom while Iâm gone.
A country colloquium. It is usually a way to refer to an animal that is perceived as irrelevant. Squirrels, Opossums, Raccoons, and Armadillos are just some examples of animals that this term is used to describe.
It can also be used to describe anyone is low-down, sorry, worthless, no good.
1. A damn varmit has been in my fucking trash again!
2. You fucked her sister?! You stankin ass varmit.
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Covidiots are those people who refuse to take the novel coronavirus, COVID19, seriously. They do not practice social distancing. They do not stay at home. They do not cancel parties.
Amy: Why are all of those people still going to the beach for Spring Break in the middle of a global pandemic?
Toby: Because they are Covidiots.
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Southern Slang. Meaning: To wallow.
Literally: Rollin around in something, most of the time it is something nasty.
Figuratively: When you dwell in your negative feelings.
1. Donât let that damn dog get on you! There is no telling what he has wallered in!
2. So apparently he broke up with her and for the past few days all sheâs done is cry and waller.