arctic spear

The sexual act characterized by the jumping of the male off of a cabinet or similar piece of furniture and attempting to "spear" the female with his penis in whatever hole he can; highly advised not to miss, or you'll break your dick off

Baby I'm feeling adventurous, like an explorer. Can we try the arctic spear tonight?

chewedcookiephobia

The fear of a chewed cookie.

Created by Lady_gollum after SpeedSkateR introduced her knew fear of chewed cookies

SpeedSkateR has chewedcookiephobia and won't go near the half eaten cookie.

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