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When you masterbate with a dirty hand and leave dirt rings on your palm by your thumb
Eww!! I met the new guy at work and he tried to shake my hand and he had ring around the thumb .
Sorry sir but bro! Clean your fuckin hands you got bad ring around the thumb!
When you u 2 fingers up her pussy or up a
donnys asshole
His girlfriend gave him the capishee 2x .
A very fowl smell of crank farts spit and cum trapped in your pants .
That homeless man got rolled up and left for cumsmoldering.
To masturbate using soap till the penis is raw
Oh man i spent an hour in the shower last night fucksaltin.
My girlfriend asked why my dick was so red and blistered I said I fucksalted again.
I heard my brother screaming in the shower he was fucksaltin.
When a guy jumps off the diving board in mid air pulls his shorts down and squirt a flying shit at his girlfriend
Me did a double flip shittosser at the ol bag one right on her back bullseye!