OMGspeak

The language retards use when extremely frustrated, surprised, or just all the time. Involves many OMGs and exclamation marks.

Regular Person: I liked the sequel better.

OMGspeaker: ZOMGZ!!!!!! fuk yuo ur porly retartedf yo gay n0b0!!!!!!!!!!! sutf froveer ,stuiped asshol!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!

Regular person: ...What?

or

OMGspeaker 1: dud, i got all teh bets ponr vdoies fro rfee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMGspeaker 2: tahts gai, i gto moer tnah tose wat u gay im pro at pnor, fga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Regular kid: Guys, school's been out for like 3 hours. Are you just gonna sit there and play Runescape all day?

OMGspeaker 1: stfu, afgg!!!!!!! rNuescaep is teh best!!!!!!!! OMF!!!!!!!!

OMGspeak is for retards and sarcastic persons only.

Pnuch

1. Common misspelling of the word "punch".

2 .Wat yuo do to some1 wen yur relly made at them!!

Yu pnuch tehm in teh faic!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. A delicious fruit type beverage. I prefer pineapple pnuch.

OMGZZ!!! I cnat belive youu sed taht!!! *I pnuch yuo in the faece rley hrad!!!!!*

Hot God

1. A delicious food you put RIDICULOUS and WACKY condiments on. It is unknown just how HIGH you have to BE to DO something like that.

2. A particularly fine-ass deity.

"Today, I put...JELLY on this hot god."

- Sweet Bro

"That statue of Zeus is making me feel a little gay."

- Anonymous

Cheddar Cheese

The best cheese. The cheese of cheeses. The king of all cheese products, not to be questioned by anyone.

Cures all disease, solves all problems, and creates world peace.

This is Cheddar Cheese. Fuck all other cheeses.