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A spectacle that is created by pulling one's testicles out of the hole in their underwear and swinging them around.
I made a stupendulum for my girlfriend yesterday and now she won't talk to me.
When a man is about to cum in a woman, but at the last second she starts yelling at him like Jar-Jar Binks
I cannot wait to get home and jerk off. Lola gave me a Colorado ball-buster last night!
The name you call any adults who have shit themselves in the past year.
I got way too drunk last night; now I have to live a year of my life being called a shitgoblin
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When you have sex with your Starbucks barista
Damn that barista is hot. I'd love to give her a Seattle Side-Bender
The slapping sound that is made during sex when the two participants' thighs slam into each other
Dude you and Jenna were having so much sex last night.
No we weren't!
Yes you were! I heard at least ten thigh fives come from your room!
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The act in which a Greek (male) masturbates in the glorious name of Zeus. This usually involves very violent masturbation during a thunderstorm, and results in jizzing electric sparks. Electric tasers can sometimes be used for vibrational purposes.
"Hey Stelio, are you masturbolting? Why?"
"Because I'm Greek."
"Kill yourself."
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When you take exactly two of every animal you can find, put them all on a giant boat, and force them to watch you have anal sex
Kyle: Hey Joe, you wanna know what an Arkansas ark nâ ass is?
*30 seconds later*
Joe: What is wrong with you Kyle