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when white people use black emojis unironically
Did Jenna just send you a black crying emoji?
Yeah?
Dude, that's digital blackface
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1. Misspelling of "Masturbolt"
2. The giant lightning bolt in Percy Jackson
"Hey, I'm Stelio and I like to masterbolt. Also, I can't spell good."
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When you fuck someone from Mississippi whose IQ is so low, you're basically fucking a child
Ari: Yesterday I fucked this guy from Mississippi and he literally couldn't do multiplication
Becky: Guess that's why they call it a Mississippi child fuck
Ari: Ew what
What you might get if you shit in a toilet bowl after eating corn
Gross! Someone left a pot of gold in the men's room
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When a man is about to cum in a woman, but at the last second she starts yelling at him like Jar-Jar Binks
I cannot wait to get home and jerk off. Lola gave me a Colorado ball-buster last night!
An act in which a person who has just completed sexual intercourse summersaults off the bed for no fucking reason
George: It's not an IOWA summersault; it's an Idaho summersault!
Grace: I don't care what it is; don't ever do it again
A form of slave reparations in which a black man eats out a white girl, then suddenly bites her pubes and pulls them out with his teeth. If she becomes upset, he reminds her about slavery
Jamal gave me a Carolina Cottonpicker yesterday and at first I was really mad but then he reminded me about slavery