talcfest

When a group of people who are nicer then nice descend upon a function spreading loveliness allover the place,

Omg look at that family coming over here there so lovely,, it's a talcfest of loveliness,,

Boomerang bollox

When someone leaves a job but can't cut it so comes back,,

My god boomerang bollox is back here Again he can't make his mind up

suckerbus

A bus that gobbles up all fares worth more than. £2.50,,, a suckerbus is a greed machine

Your fare is over 3 quid so climb aboard the suckerbus